This morning started off with a homeless man I have never seen before shouting "Did you miss me?" into my face and trying to hug me *cue awkward duck under his out-stretched arms and a half-run half-jog up the street.
I think I have a face that homeless people and junkies like. One evening last week I was walking home from one of my jobs and I had my i-pod on at a deafening level. I walked past a group of junkies and stopped at a traffic light and I could hear shouting. I didn't think much of it because there are normally drunks and junkies around that area anyway. The shouting continued, the traffic light went green and I started to cross the road. The shouting was getting louder so I looked over my shoulder and saw one of the junkies following me screaming into the back of my head "You have a great ass. I've never in my life seen an ass like that. Everyone look at this girls ass. Have you ever seen an ass like this?" He wouldn't stop and he was now grabbing passers-by and pointing at me, so once again I had to half-run half-jog away. Now, I'll take a compliment anywhere I can get one, but I was wearing very loose baggy jeans so my ass would have been indistinguishable from a bag of weasels in those jeans so maybe he was publicly insulting me. I'm not sure.
I also have added a new 'crazy/stalker' to my life, well actually the introduction of this 'crazy' is down to a friend of mine. I was out in a bar last week and got talking to someone. It all started off innocent but he quickly became annoying and then started to, what I can only describe as, eat my face. I think he thought it was kissing, but he was doing a terrible job of it, and sucking the very expensive make-up off my face at the same time. I quickly made my excuses and left him only to have a 'friend' (or so she calls herself) give him my number. He has been ringing and texting me since and leaving voicemails and texting me off his phone pretending its his friends texting me and then sending messages saying he missed calls from me. I've never text him back, I cancel his calls and I never led him on...I think it has reached stalker status. I'm just glad he didn't find me on facebook...yet!
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